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NocturnalGuy 2012-11-20 19:35

Entrepreneur Time
So in case someone actually wants to buy my new product, I'm thinking of something like this, as opposed to a more kitchen-y looking spatula:

Thoughts on color? Looks like a pretty good deal for one-color printed logo, and available in nice small runs...

Edit: crap... they only ship in the USA. The search goes on.

kokopelli 2012-11-20 19:47

Oh, but think of the headlines if a Mecha member got busted smuggling Scatulas across the border. Think of the site traffic.

NocturnalGuy 2012-11-20 19:50


It looks like there are other sites that sell those same items, and I just heard from one that they do ship here!

Chuck 2012-11-21 9:19

I think the power of the internet could sell a lot of these. Besides boobs and cats the general population of the internet loves a poop joke. Double the love for a play on words, so I think you have a winner.

May the power of the poo bring you a shitload of money.

RepoMan 2012-11-21 9:28

If you need order fulfillment and storage, talk to me! Seriously though, I'll give you good rates. :)

b0rg9 2012-11-21 11:20

If this shows up in use in Aarkie's BD that's not going to be a good thing.

NocturnalGuy 2012-11-21 12:45

Blah, I think the ones I posted above are too short... don't want people getting their hands wet! The search goes on...

NocturnalGuy 2012-11-23 8:48

Man, I'm really getting hung up on what this product actually will be! Having trouble finding source for appropriate spatula with printed logo... lots of suppliers, but I don't want to start with 10,000 units! I was thinking last night about maybe using a long-handled shoe horn...

b0rg9 2012-11-23 10:55


Originally Posted by NocturnalGuy (Post 54887)
I was thinking last night about maybe using a long-handled shoe horn...

That would be the Kelly Clarkson model.

"If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

She’ll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of “From Justin to Kelly” she used to shit in the shower and heel it down the drain."

JangoFett 2012-11-24 12:27

Did I wander into r/wtf?

NocturnalGuy 2012-11-24 13:59

Yup. Oh, and my friend came up with a great (and obvious) slogan last night: Cut The Crap!

NocturnalGuy 2012-11-29 16:58

Recorded some v/o today...


RepoMan 2012-11-29 18:06


b0rg9 2012-11-29 20:17

:nod: Can't get enough of "handy handle hole".

NocturnalGuy 2012-12-02 19:47

Shot some video today, now working on graphics in Flash...

b0rg9 2012-12-02 19:49

Shouldn't you be working on graphics in Flush?

NocturnalGuy 2012-12-02 21:51

Nyuk, nyuk.

FulanoDeTal 2012-12-03 11:22

is there some kind of Dragon's Den/ Shark Tank in Canada? Moose Lair, Caribou Club or somethinglikethat? You should go to them for backers.

NocturnalGuy 2012-12-03 13:01

:nod: Yeah, we've got Dragons. That would be hilarious.

AsMuch 2012-12-06 22:14

FulanoDeTal 2012-12-07 9:10

nice reference, AsMuch. You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!

NocturnalGuy 2012-12-13 10:47

Ok.... sneak preview time!

FulanoDeTal 2012-12-13 10:58

You're going all in with this thing aren't you?

nice acting btw!

Chuck 2012-12-13 11:00

b0rg9 2012-12-13 12:15

no way! :rofl:

NocturnalGuy 2012-12-13 17:55

Ok friends... we're go for launch! Any shares/likes/mentions etc. would be muchly appreciated! I've changed the embedded link above; be sure to use

kokopelli 2012-12-13 18:33

Well done. I think a "But wait...there's more!!" moment for ordering would really put it over the top.

I also think the Mayans are silently watching.

NocturnalGuy 2012-12-13 21:39

I put a link up on reddit, if anyone feels like up-voting it there...

Chuck 2012-12-13 22:46


kokopelli 2012-12-18 18:47

I smell a celebrity endorsement!!

Or, maybe that's something else I smell.

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