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Unread 2017-09-12, 13:12   #4
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Nov 1 2004
10,029 posts
Age 47
One of those indoor shopping malls

Our dog DOES NOT lead to more restful sleep. Full stop.

Fucker gets up at 430 and whines for food. If you tell him to shut his bark hole and go away, he will, for 60 minutes, 90 minutes at best. At that point you have to feed him and let him out for a piss. That buys you another 60 minutes or so of sleep if you can fall back to sleep. Then he whines to take a dump. Which he will do in the house if you don't get him outside after his timer expires. No one knows exactly how long the timer lasts though.
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