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Unread 2010-10-06, 11:05   #5
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A boy comes home from school and his father meets him in the living room.

Father: Hi son how was school? Have any home work?

Son: It was okay. My teacher asked everyone to research the difference between potentially and realistically, I'm confused can you help me?

Father: Sure son. Go ask your sister if she would sleep with the mailman for 1 million dollars.

Boy goes to sister's room and returns.

Father: Well what did she say?

Son: Yes

Father: Now go ask your mother the same question.

Boy goes to find mother and returns.

Father: What did your mother say?

Son: Yes

Father: You see son, potentially we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we are living with 2 whores.
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