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Unread 2010-12-07, 12:16   #7
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May 6 2003
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Age 63
The real America not that part where you live.

A rich man and a poor man were talking about gifts they gave their wives and the poor man asks the rich what he bought for her. The rich man answers that he bought her a diamond necklace and a Maserati. The poor man, confused, asks why he bought her both.

"Well, if she doesn't like the necklace, she'll like the car, and I'll still score," replied the rich man. "Why, what did you buy your wife?"

"I bought her a really nice pair of slippers and a dildo" the poor man answered matter of factly.

The rich man, a little taken back, asks why he bought his wife a dildo.

The poor man answered "well, that way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
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