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Unread 2010-11-12, 15:33   #1
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"In the new issue of Rolling Stone, on stands in the digital archives this Friday, Phil Collins says he believes that he may have lived past lives — and that he's contemplated suicide. The reclusive singer — who hasn't released an album of new material in nearly ten years — took writer Erik Hedegaard into his surprisingly modest home in Switzerland and explained that most of his time is now spent working on his gigantic collection of artifacts from the Alamo and raising his two young sons from his last marriage.

A neck injury has left him unable to hold drum sticks, sign his signature or even (at times) wipe himself in the bathroom. "I was going to stop drumming anyway," he says. "I had stopped. I don't miss it." (More)
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Unread 2010-11-12, 16:04   #2
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I'm pretty sure I don't want to read the contract rider from his most recent tour...
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Unread 2010-11-12, 16:17   #3
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I can't wipe the doodio off my hinie-o so I think I'll commit su-su-suicidio.
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Unread 2010-11-12, 17:47   #5
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@ Alligator that's better than the one I had working in my head.
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Unread 2010-11-12, 20:41   #6
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Yeah I was trying to work Sussudio in there and couldn't manage it.
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Unread 2010-11-12, 20:59   #7
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Well I rememBA! I remember don't worry worry...worry...worry...

How could I ever forget, it's the first time

The last time, I wiped my ass ass...ass...ass...ass...ass...
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Unread 2010-11-13, 8:28   #10
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A drumming powerhouse from the 70's and 80's...


VH1 presents Where Are They Now: Phil Collins

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Quote:
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Well I rememBA! I remember don't worry worry...worry...worry...

How could I ever forget, it's the first time

The last time, I wiped my ass ass...ass...ass...ass...ass...
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up up...up...up...

No you don't fool me.

Well the poop doesn't show, but the stain still grows.

Another pair of ruined pants.
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Unread 2010-11-13, 9:52   #12
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Y'all are bad. BAD.

Ok,. I admit it. I laughed.
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Unread 2010-11-13, 13:37   #13
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Unread 2010-11-13, 13:56   #14
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This thread rules.
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Unread 2010-11-13, 15:32   #15
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Well I rememBA! I remember don't worry worry...worry...worry...

How could I ever forget, it's the first time

The last time, I wiped my ass ass...ass...ass...ass...ass...
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But I know the reason why you keep your silence up up...up...up...

No you don't fool me.

Well the poop doesn't show, but the stain still grows.

Another pair of ruined pants.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbnXqhHJkk
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Unread 2010-11-13, 16:19   #16
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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
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Unread 2010-11-13, 16:44   #17
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Glad no one changed lyrics to

Can you feel it coming out my rear tonight
I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord
Can you wipe it through the hair tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

Yeah, glad we didn't do that.
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Unread 2010-11-13, 16:56   #18
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@ everyone

Goddamn.

And I totally had Tyson air-drumming in my head.
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