Landscaper smeared in syrup secretly recorded sex with colleague

[aarkieboy]

"Robert Somley, 52, was booked on a voyeurism charge after he refused to delete the video when his 48-year-old colleague learned they were being recorded during the syrup-covered sexcapade inside the Monroe home, the Connecticut Post reports.

The bizarre ordeal unfolded after Somley said he needed a break while the two were loading wood into a trailer. When he didn’t return after 20 minutes, the unidentified woman went to look for him.


Somley

The woman soon found Somley inside the home, where she told police he was standing naked while watching porn on a laptop. The woman then asked Somley what he was doing before he replied that he needed to take care of himself sexually before returning to the job, police said.

The woman shrugged him off and returned to loading wood onto the trailer. But she went back inside the home a short time later and saw Somley smearing syrup on his body — which she confessed was a “turn on” — and demanded to join the action, police said. The couple then added blueberry jelly to the condiment coitus.

But unbeknownst to the woman, Somley was taking video of the entire syrupy soirée, police said.

Once she realized Somley was recording the encounter, the woman demanded that he delete the footage of their freaky food sex, but he refused — prompting her to call police." (More)

[RepoMan]

Somley or, as he might be referred to if he were on “Downton Abbey" and was bringing Lady Mary some toppings for her pancakes, "Master Bates With Syrup" was booked on a voyeurism charge

[Chuck]

Poor bastard, I mean who hasn't been taken in by the seductive charms of Mrs. Buttersworth.