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Unread 2010-10-12, 9:34   #1
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"A random hit at a crowded restaurant in Washington, DC at lunch ... might end up knocking out a few government employees," one article reads, according to the private SITE Intelligence Group, which studies, tracks and analyses the global jihadist network and terrorism financing.

The edition also includes "The Ultimate Mowing Machine," which describes how to use a pickup truck "as a mowing machine, not to mow grass, but mow down the enemies of Allah." It says "to achieve maximum carnage, you need to pick up as much speed as you can while still retaining good control . . . to strike as many people as possible in your first run."

The magazine includes two articles by renegade US cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, who is on a US government kill-or-capture list for his alleged roles in the attempted Christmas Day airliner bombing, and inspiring the Fort Hood shooting of 13 troops. Army Major Nidal Hassan has been charged in the killings.

There's also an article by the so-called American al-Qaeda, Adam Gadahn." (More)
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Unread 2010-10-12, 9:37   #2
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Their swimsuit issue is fucking lame, though.
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I'm just imagining it as the Jihad equivalent to Urban Dictionary.

Hot Carl: when u kill an nfidel named Carl with a giant magnifying glass like an ant.
"I'm totally going to Hot Carl this American"

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I'm just imagining it as the Jihad equivalent to Urban Dictionary.

Hot Carl: when u kill an nfidel named Carl with a giant magnifying glass like an ant.
"I'm totally going to Hot Carl this American"

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That is totally worth firing up GoDaddy for. Seriously. It could be way better than Urban Dictionary. I mean it. You just need to come up with a decent name for it.

Ideas?
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TurbanDictionary?
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TurbanDictionary?
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Unread 2010-10-13, 11:58   #8
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Available? I'll gladly pay for it.
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Unread 2010-10-13, 12:03   #9
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TurbanDictionary?
There are no words.
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Unread 2010-10-13, 12:45   #10
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I think you're onto something
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Unread 2010-10-13, 13:51   #11
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Did you get it? I'm not gonna go check because it'll get stolen.
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Unread 2010-10-13, 14:08   #12
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Sigh. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...n%20Dictionary
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Unread 2010-10-13, 14:34   #13
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That's filtered. WTF? Is TurbanDictionary defined in the UrbanDictionary?

Last edited by B L; 2010-10-13 at 14:34. Reason: nevermind -- I can see the URL
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Unread 2010-10-13, 14:37   #14
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Yeah.

1. Turban Dictionary 108 up, 8 down

A dictionary used to document Middle Eastern slang.
I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.


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Unread 2010-10-13, 18:17   #15
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Turban Dictionary. That was pure genius.
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