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Unread 2016-05-27, 11:44   #1
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"Stressed-out women are getting massages to ease tension. So far, so normal. Until you realise we’re not talking back and shoulder massages here. Nope. The latest way for women to cope with the pressures of a busy life is to book themselves in for a ‘vagina massage’.

If you’re currently imagining the sort of intimate massage you might get in a back street ‘sauna’ offering happy endings as standard. Stop. Right. There. As there’s nothing remotely dodgy about this particular practice. Known as a ‘yoni massage’ this treatment is all about releasing tension and being comfortable with touch. The massage includes touching, deep breathing, and potentially (if consent is given) finger penetration by the masseuse.

Though the main reason women book a professional vagina massage is to discover what makes them feel good, apparently there has been a rise in the number of women seeking treatment for alternative reasons, such as coping with a trauma or a breakup.

Isis Phoenix, a somatic sexologist who specialises in yoni massage, spoke to Women’s Health about the practice and explained that it is possible to release emotions that may be “stuck” in your vagina by experiencing different sensations during the massage.

“A yoni massage is a ceremony where a woman is invited to seize touch on her vulva. When we invite touch, there’s opportunity to cleanse a sense of energy…The biggest benefit is that they feel a sense of embodied wisdom of what gives them pleasure,” she said." (More)
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Unread 2016-05-27, 11:52   #2
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Mmmm. yea. Nothing dodgy. How again is it different from getting a handy?
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Unread 2016-05-27, 12:31   #3
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Yeah a bunch of new age words don't make it legit.
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Unread 2016-05-27, 12:47   #4
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Massages Next Exit - Truckers Welcome

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Yeah it's hard to make truckers sound new agey.
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Unread 2016-05-28, 16:17   #5
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