Chuck Norris won't run.

texasaurus · 2010-05-16, 20:10

akaMonty · 2010-05-17, 10:38

He's got my vote.

Gear Jammer · 2010-05-17, 16:18

Presentation is a tad over the top, but I like the substance of much of what he has to say, I'd vote for him if I could.

FulanoDeTal · 2010-05-17, 17:52

is it me or doesn't it look like he's threatening his opponents with gun violence?

RepoMan · 2010-05-18, 8:15

Threatening them with his bad trigger discipline.

Chuck · 2010-05-18, 9:09

What Repo said, you never put you finger on a trigger to you are ready to fire which makes me believe like all politicians he is full of shit and the only thing he probably shoots is his mouth off.

FulanoDeTal · 2010-05-18, 10:48

very true, you can tell that horse doesn't respect him either. He's a fraud!

texasaurus · 2010-05-20, 19:39

ForD parody.. awesome+2

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ea0...son?rel=player

Chuck · 2010-05-21, 4:11

RepoMan · 2010-05-21, 7:50

LOL

Oh man, I love the seemingly ad-libbed bit at the very end.

"Come on Franklin, we mean business! Git! Business!"

texasaurus · 2010-05-21, 7:56

"Vote for me or I'll shoot you in the face" is what i was thinking about the original video, before I even found the parody.

FulanoDeTal · 2010-05-21, 13:21

yup, see that's what I was referring too also.

Gear Jammer · 2010-05-21, 19:15

LMAO, saw a clip from that earlier, but this was the 1st I saw it in it's entirety.

texasaurus · 2010-06-15, 17:41

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iQ7Z...layer_embedded

texasaurus · 2010-09-23, 5:52

Update.. Poor Dale.

He didn't get the nomination, but something tells me he'll be back in races...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/politicalju...des-off-sunset