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Unread 2010-05-27, 5:31   #1
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Thought we might need a place to organize the signs of impending doom.

(Some signs are clearer than others, of course..)

Exhibit 1a:

Willie Nelson.
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Unread 2010-05-28, 18:12   #2
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If Michael Jackson or Dick Clark ever die, then I know we are totally fucked.
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OMFG!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
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Unread 2010-05-28, 20:35   #3
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The Phillies scored a run tonight.
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Unread 2010-05-29, 8:31   #4
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I'm getting laid on a somewhat regular basis.
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Unread 2010-05-30, 4:44   #5
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My balls stopped itching...it's the crab-pocalypse!!!
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Unread 2010-05-30, 9:14   #6
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2nd perfect game within one season. and it was... PHILLY!

http://www.newser.com/article/d9g0rv...rlins-1-0.html
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Unread 2010-06-03, 9:06   #7
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yet another (nearly) perfect game.. Will MLB correct it?

http://newsroom.blogs.cnn.com/2010/0...-perfect-game/

GWB joins facebook:

http://mashable.com/2010/06/03/george-bush-facebook/
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Unread 2010-06-03, 20:12   #8
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I'm still trying to process Bruno's post.
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Unread 2010-06-03, 21:46   #9
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My christian conservative bosses who also run several blueberry farms here in Fla. are strangely silent regarding all the amigos that keep their enterprise running.

It will be the apocalypse when this is otherwise.
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Unread 2010-06-03, 21:54   #10
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My christian conservative bosses who also run several blueberry farms...
I fear for the waffles
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Unread 2010-06-03, 22:01   #11
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Don't worry, they're faith-based berries in those waffles (so you can waffle between chrisianity and hippie-esque humanism)
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Unread 2010-06-04, 2:48   #12
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The book of revelation says when the seventh seal is opened but I don't get it, seems a lot more would have already been opened.
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Unread 2010-06-06, 13:08   #13
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Elton John sings for newlywed Rush Limbaugh. WTF, SErIOUSLY?!?!1

http://www.people.com/people/article...391620,00.html
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Unread 2010-06-18, 4:24   #14
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You don't agree with me, fine. You don't want to watch because you don't agree with me, fine. But to accuse me, after five years of risking what I have to present the truth as I see it, of staging something for effect, is deeply offensive to me and is an indication of what has happened here.

http://www.newser.com/story/92867/ol...daily-kos.html

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/20...-Check,-Please

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Unread 2010-06-18, 4:51   #15
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Vatican Blesses the 'Blues Brothers'

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/entertai...blues-brothers

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Unread 2010-06-18, 7:59   #16
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You don't agree with me, fine. You don't want to watch because you don't agree with me, fine. But to accuse me, after five years of risking what I have to present the truth as I see it, of staging something for effect, is deeply offensive to me and is an indication of what has happened here.

http://www.newser.com/story/92867/ol...daily-kos.html

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/20...-Check,-Please


I think the only people that read the Daily Kos are conservatives that need something to get fired up about. I had actually never heard of that site until it was posted here.
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Unread 2010-06-20, 21:49   #17
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Amanda Bynes says she’s retiring from acting

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37816056/

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Unread 2010-06-21, 6:01   #18
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Porn isn't really considered "acting", is it?
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Unread 2010-07-26, 21:04   #19
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2010 The Year of The No-Hitters

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/07/2...s-detroit.html
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Unread 2010-08-05, 11:54   #20
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Cheese Doodle inventor. Dead.

http://www.nydailynews.com/money/201...odle_dies.html
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Unread 2010-08-06, 15:41   #21
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Mary Hart. Leaving 'Entertainment Tonight'.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/show...-her-last.html
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Unread 2010-08-09, 9:07   #22
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Cripple Fright!!

http://bigthink.com/ideas/21691
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Unread 2010-08-09, 10:35   #23
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If you are looking for trouble, well then you have found it.
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Unread 2010-08-17, 16:08   #24
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Barbra Streisand skips Democratic fundraiser.

http://www.politico.com/click/storie...undraiser.html
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Unread 2010-08-17, 16:21   #25
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That's it. Last one out turn out the lights.
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Unread 2010-08-28, 14:30   #26
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And you thought I stopped counting....


Eighth severed foot washes ashore!!!

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/we...100828_9383289
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Unread 2010-09-06, 6:39   #27
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Baby Seahorse Found in British waters!

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010...ish-waters.php
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Unread 2010-09-14, 8:57   #28
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John Mayer quits twittering.

http://mashable.com/2010/09/14/john-...quits-twitter/
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Unread 2010-09-14, 9:00   #29
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Tractor Beam invented. No shit.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...or-beams-real/
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Unread 2010-09-15, 19:56   #30
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John Mayer is everything that is wrong with America.
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