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Unread 2010-09-07, 10:42   #1
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"A married Amish man has been accused of sexually assaulting six girls, one his cousin, in a case that has plunged his insular community into crisis.

Over ten years, Chester Mast is said to have abused victims aged from five to 15.

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The father-of-two, whose wife is pregnant, has denied allegations including incest, rape and sodomy and will stand trial later this year.

The case has thrown the spotlight on the U.S. Amish community after it was revealed that elders spent six years moving the 26-year-old around in an attempt to cure him, during which time he apparently continued his abuse.

Relatives had long suspected the apprentice carpenter, but called in police only when the scandal threatened to tear apart their community.

Asking for outside intervention is rare among the deeply religious congregation, which prefers to resolve disputes internally.

For some, this means he is no longer an Amish, not because he stands accused of being a paedophile but because he has lied.

'Chester is lying, and that's worse than the sex crimes, because no sin is so bad that you can't recognise it and take total responsibility,' said Mr Schwartz, 60.

'We tried to work with it ourselves,' admitted Joseph Wagler, the bishop for a neighbouring church." (More)
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Unread 2010-09-07, 13:47   #2
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They speak a Germanic dialect known as Pennsylvania Dutch, travel by horse and cart and survive by farming.

Don't forget puppy milling.

The Amish don't get a free pass.
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Unread 2010-09-07, 20:29   #3
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You have to mill puppies. Hand grinding doesn't provide a fine enough puppy flour.
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Unread 2010-09-08, 5:22   #4
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Unread 2010-09-08, 5:31   #5
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Chester the Molester
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Unread 2010-09-08, 7:20   #6
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You have to mill puppies. Hand grinding doesn't provide a fine enough puppy flour.
So that's what doggies biscuits are made of!
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Unread 2010-09-08, 8:07   #7
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If he gets the chair, will it have to be pedal-powered?
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Unread 2010-09-09, 14:30   #8
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If he gets the chair, will it have to be pedal-powered?
No, it will be Puppy-Powered!
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Unread 2010-09-09, 14:42   #9
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Whoa, out of left field with a Scrappy Doo reference.

What's next, Godzuki? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTItRfN-LO8

I enjoy making fun of this douchebag with stuff he has no idea even exists.

Scrappy Doo for the win you perv! CFL lightbulbs you buttnugget!
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Unread 2010-09-09, 14:51   #10
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Scrappy Doo... The Brian Bonsall of Scooby Doo.


ugh. I hate myself sometimes.
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Brian Bonsall... wow.
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Unread 2010-09-10, 18:47   #13
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I work with some Amish on the job I'm doing-two fathers and 5/6 sons. they do drywall repair.

Cell phones, power tools ,etc. The non-Amish that drives the van speaks Spanish. They're...OK. The apartments are kind of "urban" and the kids are nervous when the tenants are home. They aren't "quaint"-but friendly and no cursing.

Did have some awesome Amish deer sausage today....ran across them during lunch. He mentioned inviting us back to the "community center" for bigass (my word) Amish lunch sometime. I'm so gonna get laid.
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Unread 2010-09-10, 19:20   #14
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Or turned into "Amish deer sausage."

Oh man, I think the world is ready for an Amish cannibal horror movie.

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Unread 2010-09-10, 19:58   #15
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I love this website.
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Unread 2010-09-11, 6:27   #16
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Did have some awesome Amish deer sausage today....ran across them during lunch. He mentioned inviting us back to the "community center" for bigass (my word) Amish lunch sometime. I'm so gonna get laid.
AVOID THE HUSHPUPPIES!
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Unread 2010-09-11, 9:24   #17
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The conversation led into how much better his chickens taste compared to our store stuff.....how he just slaughtered a cow? moose? ox? or something or other.

He may have skipped over the medium sized barking type creatures.
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